I'm interviewing losers to fill various roles. I peruse a your "application" and roll my eyes. You've written lame stuff like "I can buy your drinks at the bar", "I can give foot rubs", "I am good at oral", "I can multitask". I tease me with my body while making fun of your stupid application. So you're good at oral?
I give you a large dildo and have you attach it to the wall. I want to see how good you are. I get you to kiss it and then lick it but I'm not satisfied.
I have me strip and take a picture promising it is "for your employment file" and no one will see it.
But I'm no... Show more