I've noticed you've been being VERY naughty, you stupid piggy. So I've devised the PERFECT punishment: you're going on a diet! Not just any diet, though, one I've devised to you to GAIN WEIGHT. LOL yes, I am very serious, because you're a sick nasty perverted loser and now EVERYONE will know, because your outsides will match the insides. haha no one is going to want your fat nasty ass.