You spend your days indulging in your one and only priority:

Porn.

Porn has fully captivated your life and taken full control over that mind and dick.

Every moment of every day is spent fantasizing of the moment of relief when you just return back to the screen,

And reunite with your purpose.

Every agonizing day is being spent missing the one and only place you belong to.

When most men go about their day missing their significant other, their loved ones, their families...

You just miss the one and only thing th...

You spend your days indulging in your one and only priority:

Porn.

Porn has fully captivated your life and taken full control over that mind and dick.

Every moment of every day is spent fantasizing of the moment of relief when you just return back to the screen,

And reunite with your purpose.

Every agonizing day is being spent missing the one and only place you belong to.

When most men go about their day missing their significant other, their loved ones, their families...

You just miss the one and only thing that brings light into that deadEnd life of yours - Porn!

It's almost as if you want to shout out the moment you burst through the door back home “Honey i'm home!”

To all of the tera bites upon tera bites of gooner porn that you collected.

Porn is like your wife now, isn't it?

There will never be no other that could ever come close,

To the raging love and adoration that you have towards her...

Porn is your wife, your life, your everything!