I was blessed with a gift.

A sixth sense, a radar for weakness.

I know exactly what’s going on in that little brain of yours from the moment you enter my bottomless rabbit hole, right until the moment you attempt to crawl out.

What stage of the gooner cycle are you in?

acceptance? denial? anger?

I know the spectrum of emotions you're experiencing right now as you enter this blissful state,

But most importantly,

I sense when you enter the final stage-

R?lapse.

I was blessed with a gift.

A sixth sense, a radar for weakness.

I know exactly what’s going on in that little brain of yours from the moment you enter my bottomless rabbit hole, right until the moment you attempt to crawl out.

What stage of the gooner cycle are you in?

acceptance? denial? anger?

I know the spectrum of emotions you're experiencing right now as you enter this blissful state,

But most importantly,

I sense when you enter the final stage-

R?lapse.