Sex and pussy are social constructs you never really fit into.
Your sexual climax has always laid at the feet of gorgeous, powerful women. More accurately- Their worn, warm, stinky sneakers.

Sneakers are the new sex. The beta safe sex life you’re unworthy of, yet so lucky of indulging in.
Go ahead, sneaker fucker. Grab that cock, stick your nose in the screen, and get to fucking!