All alone, and all gooned out.

At the comfort of your own room,

With your nose stuck to the screen, hand on your cock- Your natural habitat.

You bailed on all your opportunities of socializing and being a so-called normal man.

You don’t care for special events,

You don’t care for celebrations with friends or loved ones.

The one you care about is gooning.

You are the gooner who stroked Christmas.

Your presence is not missed anywhere, I can assure you that.

You’re that much better fucking your... Show more