Beach side Hiccups

Beach side enjoying a delicious black cherry soda. I was suddenly a viciously struck with the evil hiccups. The deep whole body hiccups. Horrible hiccups! Causing my body to jerk with each one it became hard to hide the jump of my chest. I mean I was only wearing a swim suit. Deciding to take matters into my own hands, mostly because I was alone with no choice. I try every trick I'd ever heard for reliving the hiccups. None of them seem to have any affect of the horrible hiccups.