Me and Princess Kaelin have decided that you are SO pathetic for buying jerk off instruction videos. Do you really not know how to jack off your own pathetic dick? How is it possible to be such a loser? You can't even get off without a hot girl telling you what to do to your own dick? So weird! A real man would know how to get off without buying instructional videos on the internet. The sad part is you probably are going to get off anyway because you're that much of a loser. You get off to 2 perfect princesses talking to you. A real man would never be such a weird loser. You could never get ho... Show more