I'm about to head out on a Friday night and go party at a nightclub, get VIP bottle service, dance with hot guys...and I started thinking about what a pathetic virgin loser you are! You will never know what it's like to have a fun life. You've never even experienced what having sex with an actual pussy is like. You're doomed to live a virgin life and use you pathetic hand forever. Your existence is so pathetic and lame that it's actually sad. How can you even consider yourself a man if you've never fucked? You are definitely going to be a virgin forever, just you and your hand...what a pat... Show more