Merry Christmas...to me (of course). Christmas time is all about being thankful for the important things in life. The holidays are all about appreciating those who matter most. I think you know exactly who you should be giving thanks to; that's why you bought this video, of course! You bought this clip because you are one of my true and faithful pets. You will do whatever it takes to please me, and you're always happy to obey. I am the most important person in your life. Before me, your life was empty and meaningless...you had no one to worship, adore, or jerk to. You're need to worship me ... Show more