I’ve indulged this habit of yours too many times and now it’s all you do. You have no hobbies, no friends.. you’re perfectly content with staying home all night listening to me telling you how to jerk off yet again. Up and down, fast and slow.. blah blah blah. Do you think I actually LIKE telling you how to jerk your dick every day? It’s actually nice to watch a real man stroking himself sometimes, but this? It’s so BORING. I do all of the work and get none of the pleasure... can’t you watch porn or something and give me a break? I can’t even hide how bored and annoyed I am anymore.