Did you REALLY think you could hide it from me, of all people?

Deny it all you want, but after our very first session, it was blatantly obvious to me that you’re just a RAGING ball full of homosexual desire. But I didn’t need my degree to figure that one out. You’re so obvious that my receptionist thought you’ve been out of the closest this whole time.

Even your wife is catching on. Yes, that’s right. She’s been telling me all about your martial problems; the petty fights about you going out with “friends”? The lackluster sex life, how you can’t get hard unless you’re comp... Show more