So your wife found out about me... I'm not scared. I'm not hurt by the mean names she calls me, even when she calls me a homewrecker. Do you want to know why? It's because.. you're the real homewrecker.

Isn't it true that I can't make you do anything you don't want to do.... even worship my perfect ass? You know what you're doing is wrong but you can't help yourself. You know you're being bad and you don't care. In fact, I think you get off on it.