What are you still doing here you fucking creep? I would have thought you would sneak out last night just to avoid the embarrassment. I'm sorry do you not realize how humiliated you should be by last night's performance? It was the worst sex I have ever had with the worst dick I have ever seen. I'm honestly embarrassed that I even took you home but by the time I tell all our friends about it they'll be too busy laughing at you and they'll just feel sorry for me. Ugh are you getting hard NOW? Omg whatever, go ahead and jerk I have texts to send anyway.