I'm glad you could make it to the office today. All our coworkers think you are a total boy. I actually agree with them. So I've pulled you aside and I'm curious if the rumors are true. Do you wonder why we are always giggling behind your back or when you walk by? Because we think you suck dick. That pic of the girl in your cubical? Fake! You go trolling on Craigslist. Just admit it. If you don't I'll fire you ass. Just confess! Confess you suck it!