We need to have a little chat hubby about Santorum. No, I am not referring to the 2012 candidate. I am talking about that frothy mixture of lube and fec@l matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Your NOT fucking MY ass. I am going to fuck YOUR ass. So, you are going to grab your wifey's dildo and fuck yourself with it. That nasty thing will be covered w/ your and lube. Than you can go put it back in her drawer and she can be greeted with her own personal Santorum from YOU.

We need to have a little chat hubby about Santorum. No, I am not referring to the 2012 candidate. I am talking about that frothy mixture of lube and fec@l matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Your NOT fucking MY ass. I am going to fuck YOUR ass. So, you are going to grab your wifey's dildo and fuck yourself with it. That nasty thing will be covered w/ your and lube. Than you can go put it back in her drawer and she can be greeted with her own personal Santorum from YOU.