You aren’t getting any lube today, it looks better on my ass. You aren’t even allowed to use your precum, so keep some napkins around to dry your dick every time it gets wet for my shiny ass. Every time. I know it is painful but that is the only one way for you to worship my sexy ass: stroking your dry dick furiously.

Stroke, wipe, stroke, wipe, repeat, while I am spreading this oil on my ass.