You are still a virgin loser that doesn't even dream of losing his virginity because I said so. Otherwise, I will drop you! You are my personal freak show. I know horny virgin losers objectify pretty much everything. You are so gross. I want you to do something for me. It is degrading and humiliating but what is the other reason for your stupid existence if not to make me laugh?

It is the time to objectify your own pillow. Hump it and breed it.