It's so hard to be a loser. I mean regardless of your status in life, everyone has sexual desires. When you're a loser though, you don't have many options.

Your hand is sick of you and your worthless loser stick and your pillow is so crusty it's a biohazard.

In the spirit of generosity, I've developed a fun little challenge for all you sexed up rejects. I wonder what will you be, a kiwi? A cantaloupe? A watermelon? Are you going to be up for the challenge fucknut? Audio Only!! Make me proud losers!!!!