I don't know how much hype this type of audio needs, I mean its pretty self explanatory. Essentially its me making fun of all you short dicked pillow fuckers out there.

How pillow humping ever became the thing to do, is still quite is still quite quizzical to me. It doesn't replicate a pussy in any way, shape, or form. It's not soft, squishy and velvety. Its not able to grab on to your cock and squeeze the cum out of it......Yet its still a thing. Go figure.

If you are having super hot sex(beta losers say this) with your pillow, then you should be paying me to laugh at you... Show more