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I know all you losers would love nothing more than to eagerly await MY package, not even caring that the mailman knows you're a loser (written on the package)...getting it in your house, dropping to your knees and busting it open so you can sniff MY dirty, worn gym socks. Which is great, because I'd love nothing more than to chuckle after you do that and tell ME all about it. Maybe you can even film it and send it to ME so I can humiliate you by putting it up in MY store HaHaHa!