iPod Version

i had to take My sneakers off to air out My socks from running holiday errands all day, but then when I took the trash out I stepped in some nasty gross gunk. I grabbed my video cam 'n filmed these nasty socks so you losers can jerk off to them. Why don't you losers email Me and tell me how badly you'd love to lick them clean for Me? While you're at it tell Me how much you'd pay for them. Better have a strong tongue because by the looks of these you're gonna have to polish them good and hard!