iPod Version

I'm My slave's financial advisor which is good for him because he should spend his money on ME instead of his caffeine habit or alcohol or computer gadgets. All you losers who need direction in your life, email Me and I just might do you the honor of telling you where investing your money would do best - WITH ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME! Memorize losers! My slave is learning, handing over money he saved for Me. So good that I let him sniff My well worn sneaker. U losers can send Me money but won't get to sniff My stink, sorry!