iPod Version

So I thought i'd let you losers get a sneak peak into My life and how I start My day. I had my tool come over nice and early to meet Me and My boyfriend at the hotel so he could fetch my coffee, massage my feet, act as My human sink then put My shoes on My precious feet before I leave HaHaHa. I know all you losers will email Me begging for My disgusting toothpaste spit after watching Me spit it into slaveboy's mouth. Maybe I'll sell you some if you're lucky and beg hard enough and prove to Me that you truly are as pathetic as you say!

iPod Version

So I thought i'd let you losers get a sneak peak into My life and how I start My day. I had my tool come over nice and early to meet Me and My boyfriend at the hotel so he could fetch my coffee, massage my feet, act as My human sink then put My shoes on My precious feet before I leave HaHaHa. I know all you losers will email Me begging for My disgusting toothpaste spit after watching Me spit it into slaveboy's mouth. Maybe I'll sell you some if you're lucky and beg hard enough and prove to Me that you truly are as pathetic as you say!