This Black Friday I'm going to take your wallet for all it's worth, piggy. I'm going to clean out your bank account and max out your credit cards. But, I don't just want your money this Black Friday. I also want you to do all the work that comes with such an event. You are going to be the one waiting all night at the head of the line, reserving My spot so that I can be first in the store. You are going to fight the crowds to get those items that I want and so rightfully deserve. You are going to be the one to hold all of My bags and whip out your wallet at My command to pay for every last item...

This Black Friday I'm going to take your wallet for all it's worth, piggy. I'm going to clean out your bank account and max out your credit cards. But, I don't just want your money this Black Friday. I also want you to do all the work that comes with such an event. You are going to be the one waiting all night at the head of the line, reserving My spot so that I can be first in the store. You are going to fight the crowds to get those items that I want and so rightfully deserve. You are going to be the one to hold all of My bags and whip out your wallet at My command to pay for every last item. You will be turned into My Black Friday shopping bitch, going out of your way to make Me happy - because I deserve it!