I've got a hot date tonight with My new boytoy. As I get ready, I tell you all about how great he is. How his cock is so much bigger than yours. How he's a real man. How he knows how to handle a woman, unlike you. The only thing that you can do to please Me is to give Me your money so that My new boy and I can stay home and have hot sex all day. Let's face it, you'll never measure up to My new man. And yet you're so weak for Me, that when I tell you to kiss My ass, you do it. Kissing My ass the closest thing to intimacy that you will ever have with Me, loser!