Another year has come and gone, it's Valentine's Day and you're still single yet again! Clearly you know you're unwanted and undateable, but I'll go ahead and spell it out for you. Here's 50 reasons why someone like me would never date someone like you.

Another year has come and gone, it's Valentine's Day and you're still single yet again! Clearly you know you're unwanted and undateable, but I'll go ahead and spell it out for you. Here's 50 reasons why someone like me would never date someone like you.