Oh babe! I'm so glad you are home! You didn't forget what today was, did you?

It's our anniversary babe! I'm so excited! Did you remember what you told me a while back? You said I could have anything I wanted for our anniversary so I've been thinking about it and I know exactly what I want.

Babe..... what I really really want for our anniversary is.... to rip big fat farts in your face!!

I've had this fantasy for so long and I really want to do it! Will you let me babe?

Really?! You really will? OMG this is going to be so awesome!! Thank you so much babe!...

Oh babe! I'm so glad you are home! You didn't forget what today was, did you?

It's our anniversary babe! I'm so excited! Did you remember what you told me a while back? You said I could have anything I wanted for our anniversary so I've been thinking about it and I know exactly what I want.

Babe..... what I really really want for our anniversary is.... to rip big fat farts in your face!!

I've had this fantasy for so long and I really want to do it! Will you let me babe?

Really?! You really will? OMG this is going to be so awesome!! Thank you so much babe! I want you to lie down on the bed right here because I feel a big one coming!