Hey hey, it's your birthday! (Or maybe it isn't, but it will be eventually!)

I have the best birthday present anybody is ever going to give you! I have a belly full of gas and I am going to spend all day ripping out my best farts just for you. First, I'm going to blast some big ones in jeans then I'll slide those down and give you some sexy panty farts!

This is going to be the best birthday present you ever receive.... it going to be hard to beat this!