I found out the craziest thing about you today! Do you want to know what it was? Do you really? Well... I heard from someone that we know and they told me that you like to pay girls to fart for you!! OMG that is so funny, you actually pay to be farted on! Well, you are going to wish that I hadn't heard about your secret because you know I am a bratty bitch and I will use your secret to you. Since you like to pay for farts I am going to go eat a ton of gas inducing foods and you are going to pay up BIG every time I have to fart today. We are going to keep going and going until you are flat b... Show more