Babe... babe! It's time to wake up! Come on babe, wake up!

Good morning babe! I am SO excited! Are you excited too?!

Babe, don't tell me you forgot... don't you remember what you promised me last night? You promised me that you would eat my farts for breakfast! I've been wanting to do this for such a long time and I couldn't believe it when you told me you would try it last night!

So.... babe, are you ready for breakfast? I am going to serve you up the most delicious fart breakfast ever! So come one, lay down on the bed, I feel the first bite coming! *braaap* OMG ...

Babe... babe! It's time to wake up! Come on babe, wake up!

Good morning babe! I am SO excited! Are you excited too?!

Babe, don't tell me you forgot... don't you remember what you promised me last night? You promised me that you would eat my farts for breakfast! I've been wanting to do this for such a long time and I couldn't believe it when you told me you would try it last night!

So.... babe, are you ready for breakfast? I am going to serve you up the most delicious fart breakfast ever! So come one, lay down on the bed, I feel the first bite coming! *braaap* OMG babe! That was such a huge bite! What do you think? Did you like it?

What..... babe, come on. You promised you would try to like it and your face looks like you are about to puke. You're not even trying to like it! This is so fucked up babe... I am very disappointed! You are being such a dick. I was so super excited to try my fetish for the first time and you just completely ruined it!

Well, you know what babe? I don't care how much you don't like it. I am going to rip every single one of my farts right into your mouth just like you promised I could and you are going to lay there and SWALLOW them!

Open up wide babe, I have a continental FART BREAKFAST ready for you!