Hello sir. I'm here for our afternoon "dick"tation session. I ate a really big gassy lunch and I have my notebook ready. Shall we get started with today's session? Ok, great!

*Braaap*! Hmm... that one was definitely loud... bassy... eggy smelling. Hold on sir, writing this down.

Oh I am so excited about today's session, boss! I just know I am going to get a huge bonus today, I feel so full of gas! Let's see how many more I can rip...

Oh sir, I just know I'm going to get the biggest bonus of all of the girls in the office, but just to be sure, I want to show you my... Show more