Oh babe! This place is just gorgeous! This has to be the most romantic place you've ever taken me to. I'm going to love walking this beautiful trail with you.... but babe, do you think we can pause for a few moments?

You know that Chipotle I had for lunch? Yeah, it's totally kicking in right now! I'm a bit bloated and gassy and I just don't think I can enjoy our beautiful hike until I let some of this gas out!

What do you think, babe? Would you love it if your sexy girlfriend ripped some big farts right here in nature? I just know I have some big ones in here and my ass is... Show more