Hello fart pet. Today is a wonderful day! It is finally official.... you are my TRUE fart slave! You should be very very happy that the rest of your life will be devoted to worshiping my ass... and everything that comes out of it.

Today I will teach you the exact proper way to fulfill your duties as my true fart slave and you will love every second of it!

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, fart slave!