Oh honey, I am SO happy you are finally here! I just love these visits with you. I've loved them so much ever since the very first one.... remember? That summer you came home from school and we both discovered how much you loved smelling step-mommy's farts? That was the first day of the rest of our lives, sweetie!

Now step-mommy just can't wait until you come home for vacation because she just can't wait to share her juicy farts with her sweet boy! And you know step-son, I always prepare by eating lots and lots of my famous deviled eggs. I just know how much you love the smell and ... Show more