Hey honey, how was school today? Oh really? Report cards came home? Well, how did you do?

Oh sweetie, you got all A's? What a good boy! I'm so proud of you and you definitely deserve a special reward for working so hard all year. Hmm... what do you want as your reward, step-son?

*braaap*

Oh sorry honey, step-mommy has been gassy all day! Hmmm... that's actually a really good idea. I bet you would love some of step-mommy's stinky farts for your reward, wouldn't you? I know how much you love it when I rip farts through my jeans.

You do deserve a special rew... Show more