I thought I told you not to show up here so early! I wasn't ready for you yet. You never listen, do you? Well know that you are here I guess you are going to find out why I wanted you to show up later. See.... I have horrible gas right now and man it sure does stink. Since you are here and I am pissed off at you, I am going to lock the doors and trap you in here and make you endure my farts all day long. I am going to fart in your mouth, up your nose, in your face, and anywhere else I see fit. You are not going to waste a single bit of my stinky farts or you will be punished!

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