Hi sweetie, what's going on today? You're getting ready to leave with your friends and you are looking for your phone? Well... I might have seen it... actually step-son, I have your phone right here and we need to have a little talk about it.

I got noisy and started snooping on your phone and I found that video you secretly recorded of me earlier... you know, the one that I was bent over and ripped a massive fart? Yeah, that one.

I have to say, I feel like my privacy has been compromised by my own step-son! You can't just go around filming me like that, it's not right to d... Show more