Oh babe! I am SO glad you are home! I went shopping at the mall today because I wanted to find some new sexy pants to rip ass in for you... and I sure did! But babe!! OMG!! I was so hungry but I didn't want to eat a full meal and get all bloated so I grabbed some high fiber bars from the store and oh... my... god... BABE!

I can't believe how fucking gassy I am! My belly has been rumbling all day and I have been ripping so much ass! I just kept ripping farts all throughout the mall, it was almost embarrassing how much gas I had! I hurried and found my new pants so I could get home a... Show more