Merry fucking Christmas, loser! I have a present for you! Yes, I totally do. I am such a thoughtful festive Goddess that I would actually take the time out of my busy Christmas schedule to pick out a present *just for you*. Do you want to know what it is? Is the suspense just driving you crazy? You *really* want to know what is in this intriguing shiny red bag, don't you? You will have to watch this clip to find out... trust me, it is exactly what you need!

Merry fucking Christmas, loser! I have a present for you! Yes, I totally do. I am such a thoughtful festive Goddess that I would actually take the time out of my busy Christmas schedule to pick out a present *just for you*. Do you want to know what it is? Is the suspense just driving you crazy? You *really* want to know what is in this intriguing shiny red bag, don't you? You will have to watch this clip to find out... trust me, it is exactly what you need!