You are such a loser. Everything about you is so comical... including the stupid face you make when you are cumming. You know what I am talking about... that ugly sweaty scrunched up face you make when you are concentrating really hard to cum and that even more ridiculous face you make when you actually blow your load.

You are such a dork... a true fuckwad. You look like a total clown when you are jerking off... it's too funny and that's why I am letting you jerk off for me today. Just so I can laugh at how stupid you look!