* I am not currently pregnant *

Hello nephew. I know what you have been doing while you stay with me for the weekend. You don't even have to lie about it, I already found out. I looked through your backpack when you were gone and I found my worn pantyhose in them. Would you like to tell me why you've been stealing auntie's pantyhose? No? Well, I'll tell you what I think... I think you've been stealing my dirty worn hose so you can touch yourself with them... am I right? Yes, I know I am.

Don't worry honey, you are not in trouble and I am not going to tell your step-mother.... Show more