Hi babe! Thanks for bringing me lunch! What did you bring? It sure does smell good. Let me see it.... BABE! What the hell? This is a HUGE sandwich... you know I never order the large sandwich from my favorite sandwich place. There is no way I can possible eat all of this.... Well, it's your fault you spent so much on lunch, you knew better than to try and make be break my diet! I have been working so hard to lose this last bit of weight and then you bring me a huge lunch like this! Don't be a dick and quit trying to make me feel bad that I don't want to eat this! Fine! I'll eat as much as I... Show more