* I am not currently pregnant *

Yes sweetie, we are still going out to eat for dinner tonight. You know I would never cancel our special reservation. I just need a few minutes... my belly is..... aching a bit. Oh no honey, it isn't *that* time yet, I'm not due until next week! Baby, you should go find your shoes and finish getting ready, I'll be out there and ready to go in a few moments, ok?

Ouch! My belly is hurting even worse now... it almost feels like I'm having contractions! Owwww oh no, I think I am having contractions.... I'm in labor! Oh sweetie, I'm sorry but I d... Show more