Hey babe. Look at me, I'm all dressed up in sexy lingerie and I was so ready for our "sexy" night tonight but... well, I just can't have sex with you tonight. I've been having contractions all day... I thought maybe they would go away but they have just been getting stronger, longer and closer together. I am definitely in labor babe and ouch... here comes another contraction!

Ohhhh there is sooo much pressure.... oh my, babe!! Do you have a hard on right now? Look at that raging boner in your pants! Are you getting turned on from my contractions?! Oh you definitely are!! I have to ... Show more