* I am not currently pregnant *

Babe, I can't hear you... your phone is breaking up really bad... you are going to have to call me back... *click* Ugh, well I guess he will call back later. Hey honey, back from school already? Step-Son, what's wrong? Why do you look so down? Did something happen today? Awww, well it's ok... step-mommy is going to make you feel all better. Hmmm let's see, what do I need to do to make you happy again? How about we go out to eat? No? Well, do you want to go to the arcade? No? Ok... how about if we go buy you a new video game? NO? Wow, you must really ... Show more