Here's the deal. you and your wife are friends with My parents, you've known Me since I was a . But lately, I'm not so little anymore. Now that I'm 18, you just can't take your eyes off Me. So here we are, on a family vacation and I realize what an old perv you are. But don't worry, I won't tell your wife or My step-mom...as long as you do some things for ME :)