I threw My BFF's bachelorette party a couple weeks ago and I bought these hilarious penis straws! One of the girls at the party was like, "can you imagine if some poor loser actually had a dick this small?!". hahaha little did she know: there ARE losers, just like you, who DO have dicks this small! Yeah I bet this penis is an exact replica of your itty bitty dick, isn't it? I mean, how do you stroke it? With two fingers? Anything else would completely hide the whole thing! you have to understand something: SIZE MATTERS! And yours is seriously the smallest, ugliest dick I've ever seen. But I be...

I threw My BFF's bachelorette party a couple weeks ago and I bought these hilarious penis straws! One of the girls at the party was like, "can you imagine if some poor loser actually had a dick this small?!". hahaha little did she know: there ARE losers, just like you, who DO have dicks this small! Yeah I bet this penis is an exact replica of your itty bitty dick, isn't it? I mean, how do you stroke it? With two fingers? Anything else would completely hide the whole thing! you have to understand something: SIZE MATTERS! And yours is seriously the smallest, ugliest dick I've ever seen. But I bet you love watching Me handle a tiny dicklet that looks like yours, don't you?

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