We're in High School and have been dating for a while. We've finally decided that tonight we're going to do it. So you pull down your pants and I realize...OMG you have the smallest dick I've ever seen!

No way I'm having sex with you now, loser! Nope, instead I'm going to sit here and make fun of you and your pathetic lil penis. In fact, I think I'm going to tell everyone at school on Monday. Oh you don't want Me too? I think you'll have to pay Me not to....