I know I said I was your 'friend', but really I've just been using you. See, I'm the most popular girl you know and you're just some wimpy loser. I've already told all the hot girls in school how ugly and tiny your lil dick is, you have no chance of ever getting laid again. Now I'm going to take it one step further. If you don't start handing over all your paychecks I'm going to kick you in balls. Think I'm joking? Test Me.